Chapter 43
Fucking Like Bunnies
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“You have to go get your bunny rabbit, Derrek. Go now.”
“Penelope, I can’t go outside like this,” I said, pointing
at my pubic art show. I’ll put some
clothes on first.”
“No, you have to let the glitter dry. Look, there’s no one on the street, and in
this neighborhood, no one cares anyway.
I want our bunnies to play together.
Just grab your mom’s car keys in the kitchen and bring him up … pleeeease.”
I relented. “Okay,
okay, but I have to do it really fast before anyone sees me.
“Great! Go get the
bunny.”
I went downstairs, grabbed Sammantha’s key and then opened
one side of the French front doors. The
coast was clear … at least I thought so.
I ran down the driveway, unlocked the car, grabbed bunny rabbit, slammed
the door shut, and turned around.
Three boys about my age confronted and then surrounded me. (Where the hell did they pop up
from?) And they didn’t seem very
friendly when they started up a dialogue.
The largest one said, “Well, well, what do we have
here? It’s the fairy princess with her
little bunny, how cute. That’s a pretty
fancy dick for a princess. What’s your
name, honey? Is it ‘Sissy’?”
The other two boys laughed hard. This was one of those times when I wished I
was really 28 years old again and I would have wiped the sidewalk with these
idiots. For now, all I could do was
shout, “Leave me alone!” and try to make a run for it, back to the driveway.
I didn’t make it. The
biggest boy caught up and shoved me hard in the back, forcing me down onto the
front lawn. He grabbed my animal
companion from my hands.
“Well, princess … It doesn’t look like you’ll be needing
your little bunny anymore, does it? … sissy … “
The second boy added, “He needs to be taught a lesson,
Bongo. He can’t be walking around our
turf looking like this.”
Bongo agreed. “Jimbo
and Frank … hold him down while I jack off his pretty cock.”
I struggled mightily to escape, but the two boys were too
strong for me. They held me in a sitting
position on the grass. Bongo approached
me and said, “You’ve been a naughty princess, haven’t you?”
“Thhhhhwwwwwiiiiippppp!!”
All four of us suddenly looked up to see my courageous nude
host standing in her driveway with a JBL Carbine diver’s harpoon gun. The spear lodged into the grass between the
largest boy’s two legs. Now he was
seriously pissed, and he turned to look at the shooter.
“Christ, Penelope!
You could’ve killed me!”
“Sorry, Bongo,” the girl replied. “I was aiming for your
ball sac and I missed. Can you just hold
your pose for a few more seconds while I load up my second harpoon?”
“Fine!” the boy yelled back.
“We’re out of here … But how come you don’t invite us to your nudie
parties like the other kids?”
Penelope answered smugly, “Because our parties require a
maturity level on a scale higher than a cockroach.”
Bongo flipped her the bird.
“Screw you, Penelope.
“Hey Bongo!” she yelled back.
“What?!”
“Lose the rabbit.”
Bongo turned and threw bunny rabbit back at my face, while
adding, “Fuck you, Princess.”
I got up and pulled out the spear, returning it to its owner
… and tossed her a compliment. “Hell of
a shot, Robinhood. Thanks for the
rescue.”
Penelope shook her head.
“I’m sorry I sent you out, Derrek.
Those boys are all troublemakers and they don’t even live on my
street. Let’s go back upstairs, but I
want to get something out of the frig first.”
That ‘something’ turned out to be a carrot. I inquired, “Do you intend to feed our
bunnies?”
“You’ll see.”
Along the way, Penelope also grabbed a roll of duct
tape. (Something looks kinky here.) When we got back to her bedroom she closed
and locked the door again. Then she gave
me some instructions.
“Okay, Derrek. Since
you’re not allowed to have sex with me—“
“Intercourse, technically,” I interrupted.
“Okay, intercourse … In that case we’re going to do a little
role play.”
(Oh shit, I think my brain just short-circuited.)
“Derrek, our bunnies are going to have intercourse in our
place. I want you to take the carrot and
fashion a bunny penis between the legs of your generically-named ‘Bunny
Rabbit’. That way, we’ll be able to tell
our bunnies apart. Use the duct tape and
wrap it around his bunny butt to keep the carrot in place. It’s going to be a pretty big cock for a
medium sized bunny but I don’t want it coming off in the middle of his orgasm,
so do a good job. Got it?”
I sheepishly nodded.
“I think so.” (God, this is so
weird.)
“Okay, and for Nicolet, I’m going to do a little snipping
here and there to make a perfect pussy for her favorite beau. Pretty soon, they’ll be fucking like
bunnies.”
(So to set the scene, we have two naked eleven-year-old
children with glitter glued to their pubic areas, about to have sexual
intercourse vicariously through their stuffed toy bunny rabbits … nothing out
of the ordinary here, just move along.)
“Okay, Derrek. Now I
want you to lay down on the bed next to me so that our shoulders are touching …
your right against my left. Now hold up
Bunny Rabbit with your left hand and search for my ‘human’ clitoris with your
right … Wow, that was fast. Are you sure
you’ve never had sex before?”
“Never,” I lied.
“I’ve just seen the diagrams of lady parts on the internet.”
“Okay, well I’m going hold up Nicolet in my right hand with
her legs spread, to offer the horny male a tempting target … while my left hand
goes to work on your stiffy. This way,
while the bunnies are going at it, you and I will still feel like we’re
actually fucking each other … This is so exciting, Derrek! I’ll go first.”
“Oh! I’ve always wanted you inside me, Bunny
Rabbit! I’m so wet right now!
(I didn’t realize that the role play was going to be verbal,
but I quickly made up some dirty thoughts to play along. I did this recently with bunny rabbit myself.)
“You have one smoking hot pussy, Nicolet! … but you’re going
to forget your own name by the time I’m done fucking you tonight!”
(This was definitely a test in multi-tasking. I had my bunny rabbit make his first thrust
with his carrot into the opening between Nicolet’s legs, while at the same
time, I started rubbing, between Penelope’s legs, her clit with my middle
finger. Bunny Rabbit’s pointed orange
cock plowed through Nicolet’s stuffing like the proverbial hot knife through
butter.)
“Ohhh! Your cock feels
amazing! I want you deep inside me. Harder!
Deeper, you naughty rabbit! Fuck
me like an animal!
“I AM an animal!” I yelled out. “I’ve been thinking about doing this to you
all week long. Slutty little whore, your
pussy’s tighter than Jessica Rabbit! I’m
gonna stretch it out!
“And your
cock is bigger than Bugs’s! I’ve never
been fucked like this before! Fuck me
harder , Bunny Rabbit! Oh right there,
that’s the spot, Bunny Rabbit! Faster! Faster!
Don’t stop!”
(By this point, the action had sped up. I had my character’s carrot pounding and
thrusting into Nicolet’s pussy with an angry rhythm. I was aggressively flicking Penelope’s clit
with my middle finger. And the girl was
roughly grabbing my shaft up and down like an automobile piston. My blurred mind actually thought I was having
sex. Had anyone else ever done this?)
“You like that, baby?
You like me ramming your cunt? Is
my love muscle giving you a good workout?
I never want to stop fucking you!”
“Ohhh …
Ohhh … You fucking bastard! My nipples
are so hard right now! Pound my little pussy with your big cock! I want you to fuck me until we wake up the
neighbors!”
“I’m gonna ram your cunt so hard! I’m gonna make you cum so hard! I own this pretty little pussy!”
“Make me
cum, baby! Fuck me harder! Ohh … Ohh … Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
(At that moment, Penelope’s entire body began to shudder and
tremble. It progressed to violent shaking. I shoved my middle finger into her vagina and
hung on as the convulsions continued … going on fifteen seconds now. Simultaneously, her left hand grabbed my
shaft tightly … and rapidly jacked it up and down in a fast machine-gun
cadence. She brought me to the brink, the point of no return … and then I had
to violently cum.)
“No! … No! … No! … No! … No!” My body stiffened and thrust upward in the
most powerful explosion I’d ever experienced … far greater than the one I had
earlier today in the airplane lavatory.
Our bunny rabbits fell.
Our two nude forms settled into the bed as our chests heaved up and down
gasping for air … while our hands remained connected to our partner’s genitals.
After about a minute, our heads turned to face each other.
“Derek, that was the greatest orgasm in the history of
orgasms.”
“Mine too, Penelope … You were great!”
“And let’s thank the bunny rabbits for sure, too. They had as much fun as we did. We should tell everybody.”
“I’m not so sure that would be a wise idea, Penelope.”
“Hey Derrek, what’s going on down here?” the girl said,
tapping my deflating organ.
I looked across my chest and stomach. “What do you mean?”
She rubbed my little hole with a finger. “The glitter glue on the tip of your penis is
still sticky. It should have dried a
half hour ago.”
I took my right hand out of Penelope’s pussy and wiped it on
the bed cover … and then used it to check out the ‘problem.’
My jaw dropped and I muttered, “Oh shit.”
“What is it, Derrek?”
“It’s not glue. I think
it’s pre-cum.”
The girl frowned.
“Derrek, there’s no such thing as pre-cum. Cum is cum … With one drop, you could
impregnate five million girls with five million babies.”
Penelope put her index finger in her mouth for a taste test. “Hmm … a bit salty. Congratulations, Derrek. You’ve reached puberty.”
