Baby, Baby

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

’Hurry, she’ll be here any minute!’ Tracy yelled to her husband as they hurriedly packed their things in the car. ’We need to get to the airport a little early just in case there’s a long line at the counter!’

Joe shook his head and smiled ’Since when do ~you~ ever hurry?’

’I’m anxious...OK? It’s our first real vacation in a long while. And we’ve never been able to use the uhhhhhh ~thing~ for this length of time! As soon as the babysitter gets here we should be ready to get going.’

Joe and Tracy had been married for nearly 12 years. Joe was 38 and his wife was 36. Neither was badly out of shape but they were obviously starting to show their age. Joe’s midsection had expanded while his hair had retreated. Tracy also had put on a few pounds and her hair threatened to turn gray. She found herself relying on her eyeglasses more and more as the years went by. They had two children. Becki, who is 8, and Damon who’s 10. Both were good kids who did well in school and blended in socially with their peers. The kids figured that with their parents gone for a few days that this would be a good opportunity to live under looser rules for a while. They knew their parents had gotten a teenager to babysit rather than some old stick in the mud. A perfect day for everyone it appeared.

A car pulled up and Joe immediately took notice of the driver. A young girl sporting sunbleached hair and a nice tan. Joe’s eyes followed her as she exited her vehicle. She was wearing a skimpy summer type outfit. Midriff baring halter top, shorts and sandals. Joe couldn’t help but think she reminded him of someone.

’Hi, Mrs. Thompson.... and Mr. Thompson I guess? It’s nice to meet you’ she said as she extended her hand.

Joe didn’t answer.... he was still staring. Partly because he liked the way she looked and partly because she looked familiar! An elbow to the ribs from Tracy brought him around.

’OUCH! What’d you do THAT for?’ he said.

’Brandi, is trying to introduce herself to you’ Tracy told him.

’Yeah ummmmmm I uhhhhh knew that... Hi uhhhh Brandi I’m Mr Thomps.....errrrr Joe’ he said.

She shook his hand.

’You remind me of someone’ he said as his eyes rolled upward as he lost himself in thought. ’I KNOW! You look just like that girl that sings.... Brandi.... uhhhhhhh no...... Britney..... ummmmm Britney Spears! That’s it! You look just like her! Anyone ever tell you that?’

Brandi shook her head a bit embarrassed. ’Ya, I kinda get that a lot. ’

’Do you sing and dance like her?’ Joe aksed sounding a bit more hopeful than he should!

’Leave the poor girl alone, Joe! We’re all packed. Let’s get Brandi acquainted with the kids and then let’s get on the road. Here’s a list of numbers. My mother.... ummmmm my cell phone...we’ll have it with us. The hospital, police.... neighbors. Really, the kids are good kids so everything should be fine.... I just worry because we’ve never left for so long before...without them....’ Tracy rattled as they entered the house.

Joe retrieved Brandi’s bags from her car and they headed for the house.

Once inside they yelled to the kids. Soon both kids ran into the room.

’You look like that Britney girl!’ Damon said.

’Yeah!’ Becki added.

’Well, I’m not...I’m Brandi... And we’re gonna have all kinds of fun for the next few days.’

’Cool’ the two kids chorused.

’Well, one more thing downstairs and then we’re outta here’ Joe said.

’Ya, you two’ll be off acting like a couple of teenagers’ Brandi said ’Have fun!’

’Teenagers?’ Joe said ’That’s an idea’

Tracy smiled and gave him a swat on the rear and then they went downstairs.

’Bye now! Don’t worry, we’ll be back in a few days.’I’’ll go ahead and lock the behind us and we’ll leave from downstairs. Bye! See ya. Love ya!’ Tracy said as she closed the basement door behind her.

Upstairs they could hear the muffled voices of Tracy and Joe below as they looked for whatever else they needed before leaving.

Brandi figured it was something kinky that they had hidden down there.

’Here it is....right where I left it.’ they heard Joe say.

’Are you sure about this?’ Tracy asked.

’Yeah, we’ve done it before???’

’No, I mean... wellll...leaving the kids.’

’Of course! It’s just a couple of days. Here, me first’ they could hear Joe say.

Suddenly, the voices got quieter as they lowered their voices. Brandi was now sure it was something kinky they were getting for their trip. She strained to hear the rest of the conversation...

’Ok... now me. Here you go.....and careful how you use that thing. No tricks either!’ Tracy said

’Sure’ Joe whispered.

’I mean it... I’m still not sure about the kids.... Maybe we shouldn’t go?’ Tracy said.

’C’mon... lighten up!’ Joe whispered. ’We need to go!’

Brandi wondered what on earth the two of them could be up to down there. The kids seemed oblivious to it all. Brandi got even more curious as she thought she heard a different voice.

’You don’t think this is kinda dumb... I mean for days and all?’ she heard a younger voice ask.

’What kind of kinky people are these people?’ Brandi wondered.

’I’m not gonna have you worrin’ and ruinin’ our vacation!’ Joe whispered in an angry voice.

’Hey...don’t you dare! You promised.... .....’ the girl said but then her voice trailed off. Then it broke into giggles. ’Joey, where’re we, like, at?’

’Shhhhhhhhhhh c’mon.... Follow me.’ Joe said in a quiet voice.

Brandi was pretty confused but figured it was none of her business. Besides, this job was really going to pay well.

Brandi strecthed out on the couch and began channel surfing.

’Can we watch cartoons?’ Damon asked.

’Sorry, my rules now. We watch the fashion show on E! right now’ Brandi smirked.

’Yech!’ Damon complained.

Brandi didn’t even acknowledge him and reached for a piece of chocolate in the candy bowl.

’We gonna play any games later?’ Becki asked.

’Shhhhhhh NO! You’ll be going to bed soon and so there won’t be any time for games!’ Brandi barked as she picked up the phone.

’Ahhhh we get to stay up late in the summer!’ Damon argued.

Brandi put the phone down. ’Not while ~I’M the boss do you stay up late or decide what we watch or do! Now, go way for a while!’

The two kids sulked off. ’This sucks...she’s worse than some ol’ battle-ax!’ Damon moaned.

’Yeah.... I don’t like her. She’s too bossy already!’ Becki added. ’I thought she’d be cool! I don’t wanna take orders from her!’

’We could do something if you promise to keep a secret!’ Damon told his sister.

’Like what?’ she asked.

’Well.... do you promise?’

’OK OK I won’t tell. I promise!’

’Daddy’s got a thing downstairs. That’s what him and mom were doing before they left. He’s afraid to take it out of the house though...so I’m sure it’s where he hides it. They don’t know I know about it but I do! He’s a member of some club or something. He joined on the net I think. That’s why that Heidegger guy calls all the time. He’s a member too....or something.’

’Ok, a member of what? What’s he got?’ Becki asked as her curiosity grew.

’Shhhhhhhhh c’mon’ Damon told her as they sneaked downstairs.

’Is that Nom guy a member too?’ Becki asked

’I think so.... there’s a bunch of ’em. Dad doesn’t know how to clear his browser cache so I saw a bunch of names.... some Dark Oni guy..... and a Donny G.... There’s this woman....Jennifer Lorraine... and they’re talking about a Pizza Dude gettin to join too! I think it’s really secret or somethin’’

’So what does he have?’ Becki asked as she watched Damon search thru a drawer.

A few seconds later and he was holding some kind of remote control. ’THIS... It controls age.’

’Nuh uh... you’re teasin’ me!’ Becki complained.

Damon shrugged and pointed it at Becki. She felt her clothing getting loose. The ceiling looked like it was rising! She noticed a hole in her teeth as her tongue probed them.

’Hey... ’ she said but stopped as her tongue had trouble with the words due to a missing tooth.

Damon laughed at the 5 year old.

’OK...fixth me back!’ she lisped ’You’re not teathin’’

Damon quickly restored his sister to her 8 year old self.

’Wow..... cool.......... OK, Let’s go get mean ol’ Brandi!’ Becki said with glee.

Precisely what Damon had planned!

The two crept into the TV room and saw Brandi still watching TV.

Damon aimed the remote at her and decided on a different button. He pressed the button and watched.

Brandi looked the same. The only thing Becki noticed was that her body language seemed to change. She also looked to be getting bored with the fashion show.

’Hey, Brandi...whatcha doin?’ Damon asked with a grin.

’Nothin! Watchin’ this dumb ol’ TV show!’ she replied

Becki was confused. Why was Brandi talking funny and not mean anymore?

’We’re gonna call you Britney cuz you look like that singer’ Damon teased.

’Nuh uh! Do not!’ She shot back.

’Uh huh..Britney!’

’Nuh uh!’

’Britney!’

’Stop it!’

’Britney!’ both children chorused.

’Quit it! Pleassssssse I’m Brandi!’

’Britney!’

’Stop.....’ Brandi said as she began crying.

Damon laughed and pressed the button again.

Brandi quit crying. Her body language again changed as she snuggled up on the couch. Her thumb found its way to her mouth. Her legs curled up and soon she curled up in a ball.

’Hey, Britney!’ Becki again teased but got no reaction.

’Hey, why didn’t she get mad?’

’Probably because she doesn’t understand you!’ Damon said with a smirk ’She thinks she’s a baby now!’

Becki’s eyes widened ’Wow, that thing is cool!’

’Yeah, but we better not leave her that way for long or else we’ll need to change her!’ Damon wisely decided.

Damon pressed another button and Brandi began to straighten out. Her thumb slowly left her mouth. Her body language changed. Finally she was back to normal. Damon hid the remote behind his back as Brandi looked around wondering why she felt so strange.

’Hey! What are you kids doing?’ she asked defensively.

’Nothin’’ they answered in unison and giggled.

Baby, Baby Part 2

Brandi frowned she knew the kids were up to something but she didn’t know what. Time to play her trump card she figured! ’Why don’t you kids just go to bed right now?’

’We don’t wanna!’ Damon protested.

’Well, I’m the babysitter so that makes what I say THE LAW! Now go to bed!’

Damon laughed and didn’t seem inclined to follow her orders.

’Hey! I said ’to bed’’ she screeched in a higher sounding voice.

Damon only laughed harder. Brandi scrambled to climb over the couch and make him do what she said. Unfortunately, her ill-fitting clothes made her look comical in her attempts to get him. Her midriff was no longer exposed as her halter now met the top of her shorts. And her shorts were dangerously close to slipping off.

’What’s going on?’ she asked in a childish sounding voice? ’What’ve you brats done to me?’

Brandi’s anger grew as Damon continued laughing at his babysitter. Brandi looked to see Becki holding some type of device.

’Fix me back, dammit’ Brandi ordered in an even more girlish voice as she charged Becki. Unfortunately, Brandi got tripped up by her large shoes and fell to the floor.

Becki tossed the device to Damon who promtply pressed the AWARE button.

Brandi stood back up and pulled on her large shorts. Her halter threatened to fall off her shoulders.

’You two need to go to bed...NOW! Cuz I said so’ 6 year old Brandi ordered. The awareness button took away her awareness of what had happened to her.

’You can’t make us go to bed cuz you’re the littlest one here!’ Becki teasingly told the confused 6 year old.

’Can too cuz I’m the babysitter!’ she argued as she squirmed in her clothing.

’Wouldn’t you rather play or something?’ Becki asked.

’Ummmm nope! I’m a big girl and I’m the babysitter!’ the little blond child complained.

’Look it’s Little Britney!’ Damon teased.

’Quit that! I’m Brandi!’ she argued. ’You go to bed!’

’Ya, Little Britney’s not little enough though!’ Becki told her brother.

Brandi found herself shrinking even more. Her hair got shorter and she gained some babyfat as she regressed into a 3 year old.

This time Damon pressed the MEN adjust button and watched Little Brandi’s sour expression change. She didn’t even seem to mind as she let loose of her huge shorts and was only barely covered by her halter top that threatened to fall off at any moment.

’Look at Little Britney now! She’s not so bossy anymore!’ Becki said as she brought her a shirt from Brandi’s luggage to wear. It was a cropped shirt that the 18 year old Brandi wore often. On the 3 year old Brandi it made a nice short dress!

’C’mon, let’s watch Nickelodian’ Becki said as she took Brandi’s hand and led her to the couch. Brandi seemed pleased with the choice and laughed at the funny scenes even though she didn’t always understand what was going on.

They decided to put Brandi to bed as she seemed to be nodding off. It was only about 8PM. Brandi complained a little but he had to do what the bigger kids said. In a few moments she was sound asleep. Becki and Damon were pretty happy with the turn of events. They stayed up and watched shows that they’d never seen before. In fact, both of them eventually fell asleep with the TV on.

They slept there for the night with the TV making a flickering night-light. They awoke to the sounds of cartoons the next morning.

Becki wiped the sleep from her eyes to see Little Brandi watching the cartoons and seemingly oblivious to the two bigger kids.

’Brandi? What’re you doing up?’ she asked.

Little Brandi turned around revealing a face smeared in chocolate. Her hands were also smeared in chocolate! She’d been eating ALL the candy from the bowl on the table.

’’toons!’ she said pointing to the TV and putting a smudge of chocolate on the screen.

Damon also woke up and saw the chocolate covered little girl. ’Whoa! Like that chocolate, huh?’

Brandi smiled and shook her head ’yes’ as she wiped her hands on the carpet.

’Maybe we better change her back before she ruins the carpet?’ Damon questioned.

’I kinda like her better this way!’ Becki said laughing.

’Well, we got another day or so to mess with this so we better change the chocolate queen back to normal’ Damon said as he grabbed the device.

Brandi continued to stuff chocolates in her face. Damon aimed the device at her.

’Wait!’ Becki ordered ’Here, better give her this towel to cover with. That little top won’t be much to wear for the big Brandi!’

Damon waited for Becki to wrap the towel around her. Soon, the white towel was also stained with chocolate. Damon pressed the button to age Brandi.

She didn’t notice as her body began to grow. She just happily ate her bounty of chocolates. 6-7-8....her hair began to get long again.... her body obviously bigger..... 9-10-11... now approaching young womanhood.... 12-13-14.... now blooming into a young woman..... 15-16-17-18.... Back to adulthood, at least in body.

’UH OH!’ Becki said as she examined 18 year old Brandi. ’She doesn’t look like Britney anymore! She looks more like Oprah!’

Brandi was now overweight. Probably by 30 pounds! Damon pressed the MEN adjust button and then quickly the AWARE button. Brandi was now back to adulthood physically and mentally.... but still overweight. The aware button had at least allowed her to accept her ’new’ body without question.

’What happened?’ Becki asked.

’I guess all that chocolate when she was little and then she kept eating while she grew up.... I dunno... I guess???’ Damon answered.

Before either could theorize further Brandi stood up.

’Looks like I made a mess! I better get dressed and clean this up!’ she said and then lumbered over to her suitcase. It wasn’t long before she noticed that there wasn’t much in there that she could wear! She finally grabbed a T-shirt that she normally wore to sleep in and a pair of cut-off sweat pants that kind of fit. She grabbed her sandals and readjusted the straps so that they would fit better.

Damon and Becki both had to hide laughs as they saw how much Brandi had changed. Even her personality was different. She didn’t wear as much makeup. She just pulled her hair back and was done wth it. And she was much more easy-going. The kids actually kind of liked her now! Damon figured that if he regressed her to before she got hooked on chocolate he could then age her back to normal and all would be well.... but that could wait. ’Aunt Brandi’ was kind of fun.

They all went to the zoo that afternoon. Every so often Damon would catch Brandi looking at young guys or even at young women... skinny women. He could see in her eyes that she longed to be more like them. But that didn’t stop her from stopping at the candy booth and getting chocolate bars for the three of them! Damon and Becki had a hard time eating theirs. In Brandi, they saw the future!

As soon as they got home Damon got the device and aimed it at Brandi when she wasn’t looking. Brandi regressed through her teen years and into a child .... then into a toddler. Wanting to be certain that he took her back far enough Damon took her back to infancy. At each stage he used the MEN adjust button so as not to scare her with the changes. Once satisfied that she was regressed enough, he began to age her. Once he had added 18 years she again looked like Britney Spears! A press of the MEN adjust button and she was back to normal.... and not happy! She remembered everything that had happened!

Before Damon could think of what to do next Brandi had the device!

’I don’t know how you got this thing but I think it’s time for a taste of you own medicine!’ she said as she examined the device trying to figure out how it worked. Staring at it she pressed the MEN button and kept examining it.

Damon looked at Becki and then back at Brandi. She’d unknowlingly started zapping herself! He ran toward her and grabbed it from her hands.

’HEY!’ she complained. ’I was looking at that!’

Upon hearing her voice she knew something was different. She quickly surveyed herself. Somehow, she had gotten older.... she thought. She looked like an 18 year old yet she was only 14 in her mind!

’That thing made me older.... give it here!’ she said as she chased after Damon and the device.

She tackled Damon but he was able to toss the device to Becki. Brandi ran for her and she quickly tossed it back to Damon..... But he wasn’t ready for it! It crashed against the fireplace. They all dived for it. Brandi’s longer reach and more athletic build helped her get to it first. She pressed a button as she aimed it at the two kids. Nothing happened. She pressed other buttons...nothing happened. It was broke!

They began to argue but soon stopped as they heard activity downstairs. Mustering up what courage they could the three of them opened the basement door and quickly turned on the lights. Standing there was a teenage boy and girl going through a drawer.

’Who are you?’ Brandi asked obviously a bit smitten with the boy she saw.

’Ummmmm I’m looking for something....’ he answered while the teenage girl with him shot daggers with her eyes toward Brandi.

’Dad? Mom?’ Damon asked figuring out what he was seeing.

Brandi looked at Damon like he was crazy. So did the other teenage girl.

’Are you looking for this?’ he asked showing them the device.

’Yes.... Thank you!’ he said as he took it from Damon.

’Uhhhhhhhhh it’s broke’ Becki admitted.

’Broke?!!!!?’ he asked sounding worried. ’But... it can’t be! ...and how did you know about it?’

’I just did.... but can’t you get another one?’

’So did you use it?’ Joe asked.

’It made me older! I look like I’m 18 or something!’ Brandi complained ’My mom’ll freak!’

’Uh oh...shit!’ Joe said realizing he had a lot of problems on his hands and a lot of explaining to do if he didn’t get the device to work!

’Why are you back so soon?’ Becki asked.

’Because the stupid ol airport wouldn’t believe our ID’s so we had to drive up to, like, the lake and stay at the hotel there!’ Tracy then added with a wink and then a glare at Brandi ’But it was pretty neat there for ~us~!’

’What’s the big deal?... Just get a new one.’ Damon said

’Well, for one almost everybody is off on summer vacations right now. And for the other I used the MEN adjust on your mother so she wouldn’t worry about you while we were gone. So she’s more worried about senior prom than getting you kids ready for back to school!’ Joe told the kids. ’In fact she doesn’t even know she HAS kids!’

’You said ALMOST everybody is off on vacation. So why not call whoever is not on vacation?’ Damon asked his teenaged dad.

’Because it’s Louder and he wouldn’t help me out of this. He loves chaos like this!

 

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